wings & things

Your wings are BROKEN and tattered. You are
an angelic spirit who has fallen from grace for
one reason or another - possibly, you made one
tragic mistake that cost you everything. Or
maybe you were blamed for a crime you didn't
commit. In any case, you are faithless and
joyless. You find no happiness, love, or
acceptance in your love or in yourself. Most
days are a burden and you wonder when the
hurting will end. Sweet, beautiful and
sorrowful, you paint a tragic and touching
picture. You are the one that few understand.
Those that do know you are likely to love you
deeply and wish that they could do something to
ease your pain. You are constantly living in
memories of better times and a better world.
You are hard on yourself and self-critical or
self-loathing. Feeling rejected and unloved,
you are sensitive, caring, deep, and despite
your tainted nature, your soul is
breathtakingly beautiful.
*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Personal Relationships. Whether your friend needs
your support or you isolate yourself off when
you don't want to hurt others, chances are you
always think about how your actions affect
others. People are lucky to have you as a
friend. Unfortunately, you are also easily
manipulated. As long as you are careful to look
after yourself as well as others, you will do
just fine.
How do you seek fulfillment in life? (for girls) [with pics I found]
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You are the Goddess of Water. You are a very
loving, you show your emotions out in the open.
You are full of wisdom. Also dreamy... You
would rather be sleeping then awake. But are
still very happy. You are most inspiration to
the other Four Goddesses since without water
there wouldn't be life.
Other Water Goddesses: Aphrodite, Isis, Mariamne,
Mari, Tiamat, Yemaya, Ran, Kupala
Which of the Four Elemental Goddesses are you?(With Pics)
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You're the Mechanical Angel. You've been hurt and
you're afraid to get hurt again. Because of
this, it's hard for others to get close to you,
but when people do, they find you to be a kind,
compassionate person and a great friend.
You're a loyal and steadfast companion to
anyone lucky enough to befriend you. You would
never abandon a friend, and the last thing you
want to do is hurt somebody else. Others see
you as a quiet loner, but you can be an
energetic, fun-loving person. You just have to
open up and let other people see how great you
really are. You may get hurt again. But just
think about how much you're missing out on!
*~*Which Angel Are You? THIRTEEN Results. ANIME PICTURES and (fairly) long results! *~*
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oh _ _ _ _ _!
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You are...definitely not over him.
Are you over your ex? Your answer with anime pics!
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You belong in the land of darkness, otherwise known
as one of the worlds in which I dwell. All here
is beauty inspired by tragedy and great sorrow.
Write or go through other creative outlets to
express the anguish you may be feeling, and
never let anyone tell you that you are just
being 'weepy' or full of 'teenage angst'(if
you're a teenager.If not, then they really
should be punished for calling you one. They
probably are trying to insult your
maturity...fools.)and always remain yourself,
dark and amazing. Never change.
Where do you belong?(ANIME IMAGES)
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Hecate
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Wow, you're just so pretty and gold! You're the
ring itself, you're actually the evil one in
all of this! Just because you were made by
someone evil means he controls you,
actually...you probably controlled him. You
are such a bad lil piece of metal! Go to your
finger and stay there!
If You Received The One Ring, How Would It Affect You?
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Matrix!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Sneakers- funny, laid-back, and goofy, you love to
make people laugh and have a good time. You
enjoy comfort and don't care to much about what
people think of you. You like to hang out with
your buddies and just have a good time.
What Kind of Shoe Are You?
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woohooo
check [url=http://grigori777.tblog.com/]this[/url] out
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nothing again
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:X
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oh wow. havent had these in a while

You're Element is Flame. You have a strong,
independant, fiery personality and you
obviously don't ley other's push you around.
You like being in charge and don't care what
other people think. In fact, you like to stand
out and be yourself. You're probably shy when
people first meet you but your a ball of energy
that could explode at any given moment. You
like to laugh and whether you admit it or not,
you like to fight. You're peronality that is
wild and untamable. You're beauty is physically
fit and a little sexy and you have a very
pretty face.
What's Your Element(girls)? (PICTURES)
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Nothing. You Truly Desire Nothing. Your just empty
and creepy. Leave now.
What Do You Truly Desire? *PICS*
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You are a Twisted Angel. You are a strange one.
Your path is unclear, and you often do strange
things for the fun of it. No one can really
discribe you, you are just too odd.
What Different Kind of Angel are you...? ( Anime-ish pics )
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You are a very cool vampire, you rank as a
Mercenary. You are a deadly vampire and not one
to fuck with, your deal with weapons and great
fighting skills are outstanding. Your wardrobe
would consist of black leather full boby suits
trench coats and so on. You are not asshamed to
be a vampire and you use your gift for your own
advantage, your job paying highly you are never
short of money. You are a deadly killing
machine, and yet irrisistible to humans and
vampires alike. Please rate this quiz!
What Kind Of Vampire Would You Be? (Cool answers, AND FOR GILRS UNLESS YOU ARE A CROSSDRESSER)!
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You are...DARK. Spiff eh?
Yet another personality test ^-^ (nice anime pics!) NEW outcome!!
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Guys with PINK fingernails
anywho its fun. thats all i wanted to say.
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*reminds self to ask squish about thursday*
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oh....boogers :(
anywho jess is really bored and needs to do her hw but really really doesnt want to. :( +she is feeling depressed again....:? she speaks like this because it ticks people off and she only does it when shes upset anyways so it doesnt matter to her. wtv.
i'm leaving now. goodbye.
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parades shades and eggs
me and squish got a lotta beads but not as many as past years....oh well. i got two 'free draft beer' coins and a buncha beads and a moon pie which i am consuming....its okay. not on my atkins approved diet though...:? :( sorry irish! anyways im off topic....then after the parade was over and we got off the beach we went to squish's hizzouse and hung out there for a bit then went to church and had a campfire and roasted hot dogs and marshmallows then play knockout but i didnt play cause i cant shoot basketballs or anything so i just ran around and tried not to get hit and bounced an extra ball at the wall.... azn-i dont play bball i just watch :lol: ....brrr im cold and tired so im just gonna go to bed i suppose cause squish still hasnt called me and i dont have the hw assignment so im just not gonna do anything but sleep. nothin i can do about it now. anywho, later gators.
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lessthan3
help w/ tball
clean house
run as far as possible
go to celias basketball game
go to bed
+ do hw & read somewhere in all that :cry:
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hate
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car.. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick -- It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh -- Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you -- Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all :?
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fer shizzle
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h4x0r
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Wednesday isn't the best day....its like monday except better because wednesday isn't monday.....i do what i want too because i love peter on mondays........i don't know how to put this....barbie and ken are gettin divorced.......ken is turning gay......its all his fault.....barbie does what she wants......cuz she loves gi joe and hes not as gay as ken......thats all i wanna type :shock:
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+[u]Jess[/u]+ (also Spencer)
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short lesson
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:arrow: i hate people
:arrow: trust nobody
:arrow: dont let you mind be washed by what society calls love cause that sh*t doesnt exsist
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nothing
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the beautiful letdown
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Switchfoot
it was a beautiful let down
when i crashed and burned
when i found myself alone unknown and hurt
it was a beautiful let down
the day i knew
that all the riches this world had to offer me
would never do
in a world full of bitter pain and bitter doubt
i was trying so hard to fit in, fit in,
until i found out
i don't belong here
i don't belong here
i will carry your cross and your song
but i don't belong
it was a beautiful let down
when you found me here
yeah for once in a blue moon i see everything clear
i'll be your beautiful let down
thats what i've ever been
and even if it costs my soul
i'll sing for free
we still chasin our tails in the rising time
in our dark third planet
when no one fights and no one's one
see i don't belong here
i will carry your cross and your song
but i don't belong here
i'm gonna set sight and set sail for the kingdom come
kingdom come
Your kingdom come
won't you let me down yeah
let my foolish proud
forever let me down
easy living not much left for pain
easy dieing hey they're just abou the same
won't you please take me off your list
easy living please come on and let me down
we are a beautiful let down,
painfully uncool,
the church of the dropouts
and loosers and sinners and failures and the fools
oh what a beautiful let down
all resolved in the womb
and join us He wants you too
I don't belong here
I don't belong here
I don't belong here
Feels like I don't belong here
Let me down
Let me down
Feels like I'm let down
Let me down.
Cause I don't belong here
Please
Won't you let me down?
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more to come later.
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:arrow: [url=http://webpages.acs.ttu.edu/~jamhilde/dubdub/lala.html]Shake it[/url]
:arrow: [url=http://www.its.caltech.edu/~yel/Fire.html]Fire[/url]
:arrow: [url=http://www.kiss-the-floor.org...]LOTR[/url]
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i got lots of new drugs today! yay! also found out that if i get on a different sn birthday boy hasn't blocked it....yet....anywho, he got a piece of gum for his birthday with $1 happy birthday written on the wrapper. wtv. i am too nice sometimes. in other news, people are acting dumb again. now i have been forced to make an announcement that all my & celia's words are copyrighted so certain people can't use them. so stop using them! band pants you make me mad! you're cute without the 'e'! so there!
also, billy gets a metaphorical cookie for being cool. so does celia cause i said so. kthx. ((all of our 'words' are [u][i]copyrighted[/i][/u] ))
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going away
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**thx to [url=http://Irishred.tblog.com]Irishred[/url]8) for giving me the idea ((i stole it from his blog so visit!!)) band pants, its cool & Atkins approved as well
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:'(
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LAYER ONE:
--Name: Jessica
--Birthdate: November 3rd
--Birthplace: P-cola, Florida
--Current Location: withheld
--Eye: blue
--Hair: blonde
--Height: 5'6
--Righty or Lefty: righty
--Sign: scorpio
LAYER TWO
--Your heritage: English(muffin), Dutch/Swedish?
--The shoes you wore today: black&red converse hightops, cookie monster slippers, & slip on vans sneakers
--Your weakness: with guys? Their hair... other? COOKIES!
--Your fears: being completely alone in complete darkness....
--Your perfect pizza: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees e! And some pepperonis
--Goal you'd like to achieve: to go to MIT or some other tech school, resolve problem with *cough* uh…’the ten year old on stilts’
LAYER THREE
--Your most overused phrase on AIM or Yahoo: k
--Thoughts first waking up: not again….kisses hand “Jesus loves me!” ((meltdown insider for those of you who went))
--Your best physical feature: most recently been commented on boobs & butt, have gotten that a lot before as well….. also, my eyes are nice
--Your bedtime: when I get tired
--Your most missed memory: my cruises! I miss all my friends! :'(
LAYER FOUR
--Pepsi or Coke: COKE! Pepsi’s gwoss! ((jeje squish!))
--McDonald's or Burger King: ewww! Never! Kill! Eat at Subway!
--Single or group dates: single, then you can’t be told on *coughs* Michael *coughs*
--Adidas or Nike: both, my sweater is Nike & his is Adidas ((don’t ask why I know this, im a horrible person))
--Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
--Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate fo shizzle
--Cappuccino or coffee: both
LAYER FIVE
--Smoke: never
--Cuss: when I get mad, I don’t do it on purpose! :(
--Sing: not really, unless im in a big group/completely alone
--Take a shower everyday: fo shizzle
--Have a crush(es): *looks guilty* yes :/
--Do you think you've been in love: love is dumb
--Do you want to go to college: yep
--Want to get married: I suppose
--Believe in yourself: kinda sorta
--Get motion sickness: when I spin in circles for a long time
--Think you're attractive: not really
--Think you're a health freak: whats this health thing you speak of?
--Get along with your parent(s): at times….
--Like thunderstorms: I like the rain, not the thunder
--Play an instrument: used to play the flute….gave that up
LAYER SIX
In the past month have you:
--Drank alcohol: nope
--Smoked: never
--Done a drugs: nope
--Had Sex: nope
--Made out: no :(
--Gone on a date: no wow, please make me feel bad! i feel super lonely now
--Gone to the mall?: yes, today
--Eaten an entire box of Oreo: I didn’t count….celia?
--Eaten sushi?: that stuff’s nasty! Don’t eat it!
--Been on stage: sorta….
--Gone skating: no
--Made homemade cookies: fo shizzle! Lots and lots and lots of them! They’re good!
--Gone skinny dipping: nah, im good. Its winter!
--Dyed your hair: nope
--Stolen anything: pens & pencils and the such from school & this survey
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
--Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
--If so, was it mixed company: nope, just 1 other friend
--Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: nope
--Been called a tease: yeah
--Gotten beaten up: not really….
--Shoplifted: whats the point?
LAYER EIGHT
--Age you hope to be married: after im 21
--Numbers and Names of Children: 1 or 2, 1 birth 1 adopted, girl & boy, Faith Marie & Knight
--Describe your dream wedding: wow, this’ll take a bit. Nighttime. Sheer tent so you can see the stars. Away from citys so you can see the stars really well. Roses, Celia, friends, and my guy ((that’s the condensed version))
--How do you want to die: what are you talking about? I’m an elf. I’m immortal. duhhhuhh
--Where you want to go to college: MIT or some other tech school. Maybe FL tech so I can use bright futures
--What do you want to be when you grow up: comp. program writer! Anything to do with comp. & HTML would make me happy.
--What country would you most like to visit: New Zealand, Australia…..i’ve been almost everywhere else
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl...
--Best eye color?: brown or blue
--Best hair color?: dirty blonde, brown, or blonde!
--Short or long hair: LONG HAIR! Wait….his hair counts as long doesn’t it squish?
--Height: TALL! Short is cute but just doesn’t work. TALL!!! TALL!!! TALL!!!
--Best weight: no too skinny but not fat..and not real muscle-ly either....
--Best articles of clothing: probably an orange or green hat, then college team shirt, then dark khaki-ish shorts…wait…. :wink: 's at squish
--Best first date location: movies
--Best first kiss location: in the rain! How fun! Or a movie. Either one.
LAYER TEN
--Number of drugs taken illegally: zip nada nothin
--Number of people I could trust with my life: ummm…this might pizzle some people off but probably no one….God?
--Number of CDs that I own: I listen to 6 I don’t know how many I own…a lot…wish I had my J.E.W. back :’( *cries*
--Number of piercings: none :/
--Number of tattoos: zero
--Number of times my picture has appeared in the newspaper: hmm…couple of times…
--Number of scars on my body: a ton! I used to be a fighter. Now I just run into things and cut myself w/razors
--Number of things in my past that you regret: cant count them all. A couple stand out though.
there ya go chickens.
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HELP ME!
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annnnnnnnnnnnnd out.Late.
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squish
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uh oh! some poodles are missing!
On Sunday, January 25th , Ch. Charis Clarisse de Belcanto (Clarisse) and Ch. Charis Destina de Belcanto (Tina) were stolen from the inside of their owner, Grace Lossman’s, home in Cream Ridge, NJ 08514.
It is possible that the girls were originally taken to Eastern North Carolina. Now they could be almost anywhere. The photo above is of Clarisse but Tina looks much the same, a little lighter in color and a little taller. Clarisse is 21 ¾ inches at the shoulder. These dogs may have been dyed black.
A reward is being offered. If you have any knowledge of these girls and/or if you may have unwittingly been involved in this theft, please come forward now and help my dogs return home.
Please contact Grace Lossman (1-609-259-6416,
1-732-754-5658) or
Atty Luis Sanchez (1-908-355-3000). :shock: poor poodles
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Take the Which of the 7 deadly sins are you? quiz, and visit Castle Diqueria
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i was told that my beloved Orlando might propose to that horrible child Kate :evil: doesnt help the mood. yeah, i have a lil mood picture on the left bar under the music fo shizzle.
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A Bit from The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
by ElfWarriorFuzzy
The water ran out.
And then I saw the Ring!
A ring in the tub!
And, oh boy what a thing!
A shiny, gold one ring!
The letter like orange ink!
And I said, "Will this be
destroyed? I don't think!"
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goodnight chickie-poos
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Dr. Seuss
by gonzoron
"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"
"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."
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"The Grinch of the Rings"
by Mythew
Everyone down in Middle earth liked things a lot.
But Suaron who lived on Mount Doom did not.
Sauron hated Middle earth; every bit of it displeased him.
Now please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his Room was just such a fright,
Or it could be he lost his ring and his body in a fight.
But I think, the most likely reason of all
Was that since then he’s been nothing but one huge Flaming Eyeball.
But whatever the reason, being an Eye or his Ring,
He stood there all day hating everything.
Staring down from Mount Doom Frowning as much as an eyeball can
At the happiness of the elves and the dwarves and humans.
For he knew every creature in middle earth
Was Happy and free from his strife and his grief.
“Somewhere out there” He snarled with a sneer
“Frodo’s got my One Ring, and he’s Bringing it Here!”
And he growled with his eyebrow nervously twitching.
“I must find someway to stop the Fellowship from Coming!
For someday I know, that stupid Hobbit boy will show up unexpected with my little bauble.
And then, mark my words, there’s going to be trouble!”
“Hobbits Hobbits Hobbits!
If there’s one thing I hate it’s the Hobbits Hobbits HOBBITS!
With their ‘Eleverntyfirsts’ and their Fuzzy feet,
And there twenty-five meals that they constantly eat!
It’s a wonder the butchers can cut all the meat!
They smoke on their pipes and smoke awful pipe weed.
And they drink and they drink gallons of mead!
And then there are Elves that think they’re so pretty
And Dwarves in their mines getting all kinds of dirty!
And the lot of them ALL OF Them partying into the night
No one can tell me that that is all right!
But let’s not forget the biggest of pains!
Those weak hearted, blundering awful humans!
Look at them now,
In Rivendell they’re gathered the lot.
Making their plans, me they want to stop!
Now they’re doing something I hate most of all.
Leaving it up to Frodo, so puny and small.
Nine others have joined him to destroy the ring!
I’ll smite them for here if they start to sing!”
The more he thought about this Fellowship thing
The more Sauron thought; “I must stop this whole thing!
Why for three ages I’ve put up with them now!
I must stop them from coming! But how?”
And then he got an idea.
An Awful idea.
Sauron got a wonderful awful idea.
“I know just what to do!” He started to gloat.
“I’ll enslave Saruman and have HIM sort it out!”
He chuckled and clucked: “And then comes the trick.
I’ll crush Saruman too like grapes under a brick!”
“Now all I needs is a Palantir.”
Sauron looked around
But since Palantir’s were scarce there were few to be found.
But did that stop Sauron? HA! He simply said
“I’ll put one in Gondor and the other under Saruman’s bed!”
Soon he had Saruman under his power
And then the whole of Isengard tower.
And as he turned his attention to the Steward of Gondor
He told Saruman to make an army “Worthy of Mordor!”
So Saruman started by ripping up the trees
And making Uruk-hai he did with ease.
“Go get those hobbits” Saruman said. “And bring them back here.
The rest of the party you can tear off their ears!”
Amon Hem was a mess, the fellowship didn’t care.
They didn’t know the Uruk-hai would soon be there.
But Boromir went and tried a stupid thing.
The weak minded human tried to steal the one ring!
The villains showed up before Boromir came to his senses
But Merry and Pippin soon fell into their clutches.
While Frodo and Sam headed to Mordor
Aragon suggested hunting some ork.
“The fellowships broke!” Sauron hissed
As he watched Sam and Frodo head into the swampy mists.
“But the ring is still coming!” He raged in a fit.
“Since Saruman couldn’t do it I’ll let Gollum try for a bit!”
But the Smeagul got stuck in his love for the ring
And soon it became quit clear he couldn’t do this thing.
“Oh that twisted freak” said Sauron “Will be the first one to go!
I’ll string every one of them up all in a row!”
Gollum slithered and slunk with ideas most unpleasant
But to his dismay Samwise was always present.
“Furnace Fire! Blazing Barns! Checkerboard Cheaters!”
Sauron raged, “They’re getting closer and closer by meters!”
He thought about packing his bags and making a run for it
But then Sauron thought, they’re not all the way yet.
“I’ve got a million Orks,” He reminded himself,
“And that spider woman downstairs is in pretty good health.
I won’t worry yet, but one thing I must do sooner than not
Is call Saruman and get his report.”
Then he went to the Palantir rang Saruman’s halls.
“They’ve taken the walls! They’ve taken the yard!” Shouted into the call.
“They’re Flooding the place like some kind of beasts!
The Ents won’t even leave the sidewalk in one piece!
We’re out of fighters and low stash,
We’re right down to our last can of beef hash!
Aragon kicked Wormtongue out of Rohan’s court you can see,
And now,” Cried the wizard, “They’re all out to get me!”
As he Cried and he wined, and started to weep,
Sauron realized he had employed a true creep.
He decided he’d better cut ties with him fast
Before doom was set and the die was cast.
Saruman stared at the dark lord and said
“Sauron, why? Why are you abandoning me to these moving trees? Why?”
But you know that old Sauron was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.
“My dear little man.” The old dark lord lied.
“There’s no reason to panic, no reason to hide.
I’ve dispatched an army to save you white rear
To fix things up there, and then come back here.”
And his fib fooled the man, thinking he’d saved his head
“Why not have a drink and then go to bed.”
And when the call was done and Saruman had his cup
The giant Eye raged, “This all getting messed up!”
Then he went into mount doom and he stoked up the fire
And ranted and raved by the light of the pyre.
The one speck of hope he had left for his plan
Was that the spider monster would stop any man.
Then he inspected the troops rousing them to be alert
For two furry footed annoying spoil sport twerps.
It was a quarter of dawn; all the orks still a bed
All the nazgul still a snooze when came the news he had dread.
His hope had been defeated, the Spiderwoman was beaten
The hobbits must have snuck past while the guards had been eating!
Ten thousand feet up, climbed the rotten little hobbit
With his pal he was climbing, with the ring, there to dump it!
“Oh NO!” Cried the dark lord, sick to his tummy
“No matter what I do they just keep s’ coming!
They’ll get to the top and I know just what they’ll do!”
And the great eye blinked for a minute or two
And all the Nazgul cried out BooHoo!
“This is the moment that I have feared!”
He paused, but a voice then came to his ear.
But he didn’t vanish to nothing in a stunning blow.
He heard a voice quiet and low
But then it started to grow!
Why this wasn’t sad.
This voice sounded Mad!
The Hobbit had made it to the very top after all
And had gone as crazy as a square beach ball!
And Sauron stared and blinked very slow.
He watched puzzling. “How could this be so?
The Hobbit had survived Moria! He survived the Orks!
The Barlog! Gollum and that Boromir dork!”
He watched puzzling as Frodo put on the ring.
“I take the power!” The Hobbit said. “I will be the dark king!”
And then Sauron thought of something he hadn’t before.
Maybe Hobbits were really evil to the core!
Maybe, perhaps, more evil than he ever was before!
And what happened then, well in Gondor they say
Gollum jumped out and he saved the day!
And then his true meaning started to come through
For Gollum was as strong as ten hobbits, plus two!
And he wrestled with Frodo to get back his precious
Gollum bit Frodo’s finger in an attack most vicious
But Gollum fell back into the depths of Mount doom
Taking the ring with him as he shouted “WHOOHOO!”
And in the hot lava Smeagul was destroyed
Along with the ring, Sauron’s greatest of toys.
And Frodo was called the hero since no one new how close a thing
Middle earth had ever come to having a crazy Hobbit for a king!
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GREEN EGGS AND LEMBAS - Excerpt from a screenplay for THE LORD OF THE RINGS
by Whistler
(Scene: Bag End, after Bilbo’s party)
GANDALF:
That Samwise-Sam! That Samwise-Sam!
I do not like that Samwise-Sam!
FRODO:
Would you like some bread and jam?
GANDALF:
I do not want your bread and jam.
I’m busy being mad at Sam.
He likes to sneak. He likes to spy.
I’ll grind him up for hobbit pie!
FRODO:
Oh, do not grind him up for pie!
He is a pretty handy guy.
He mows my grass. He paints my gate.
He is my friend. We both are straight.
GANDALF:
Well, then, I will not grind up Sam!
Bring me bread, and bring me jam!
We’ll talk about another thing.
Tell me, do you have the ring?
FRODO:
I have the ring. I have it here.
But, mercy me! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I fear the ring is very bad,
The golden ring that Bilbo had!
Tell me, will you take the ring?
GANDALF:
I will not take that evil thing!
FRODO:
Would you, could you, by the fire?
Would you, could you, in the Shire?
GANDALF:
I would not, could not, by the fire.
I would not, could not, in the Shire.
FRODO:
Would you, could you, in a tree?
Would you, on the road to Bree?
Would you, with an orc or troll?
Would you, in a hobbit-hole?
GANDALF:
I would not, could not, in a tree.
I would not, on the road to Bree.
I would not, with an orc or troll.
I would not, in a hobbit-hole.
I will not take it here or there,
I will not take it anywhere!
For it is bad. It’s as you say.
You’ll have to take that ring away
And throw it in the Cracks of Doom!
FRODO:
I’ll need a friend. But who, or whom?
(Gandalf produces Sam, who has been spying)
SAM:
Oh, Master! Master! Sam is here!
He’ll wash me down with beer, I fear!
I do not wish to be a pie!
GANDALF:
I will not eat you, little spy!
But I will send you far away.
You both will go away today.
You’ll go to Bree. A man is there.
The man looks foul. The man feels fair.
He’ll lead you both, if all goes well,
To meet the elves in Rivendell.
SAM:
Oh, Master! We will meet the elves!
We’ll get to meet the elves ourselves
And hear them sing their elven songs!
We’ll hear them bong their elven-gongs
And strum their elven loola-lutes!
They’ll hoot their elven hooty-toots!
GANDALF:
I hope you’ll hear those loola-lutes
And hear the hoots of hooty-toots!
But go with care. To be a pie
Is better than to meet the Eye!
The Eye is mean. The Eye is red.
He rules nine Riders. They are dead.
They’ll try to make you dead, as well.
But will they catch you? Time will tell!
FRODO:
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! This is a mess!
We’ll have to fix this mess, I guess.
So we will go, just Sam and me.
And what will happen? We will see!
(Fade)
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More to come later 8)
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The Pelennor Fields Address, by King Aragorn Elessar
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[u]The Pelennor Fields Address, by King Aragorn Elessar[/u]
by Istari Inc
One Age and seven years ago our fathers brought forth in these lands a new kingdom, conceived by faithful Numenorans and dedicated to the proposition that all – men, elves, hobbits, dwarves, but NOT minions – are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great was against the Dark Lord, Sauron the Deceiver, testing whether this realm, or any realm so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of these Pelennor Fields as a final resting place for those who gave their lives that this kingdom might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men and assorted beings, living or dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or distract. Middle Earth will little note nor remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us – that from those honoured dead we take increased devotion – that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that our realms under the Valar shall have a new birth of freedom, and that rule of the people, by me, King Elessar, for all men in these lands shall not perish again from this our Middle Earth. [/b]
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THE list
and heres my pirate name.
Your pirate name is:
Bloody Bess Vane
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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isnt this picture adorable?
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and she said she was back
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